A duel with Ivan

So my friend Ivan came over and destroyed homework with me. Afterward we put on fight gloves and duked it out. I don't know which was worse, punching someone in the head or kicking him in the elbow. A kick to the elbow hurts... it doesn't hurt the recipient but the kickee... if that is a word. I got a giant welt on my leg. After we fought mma style, Ivan and I went capoeira. We spun around  the room sending legendary kicks at each-other. Ivan was hit first and dropped. As I apologized he kicked me in the hand. Who does that? I was furious. I still can't use that hand. Because Ivan kicked me in the hand (weirdest place ever that weirdo) Went AWOL (absent without leave) on him. I grabbed my ww2 machete and chased him out of my undeground rockin' basement! Hopefully more crazy stuff will happen tomorrow. By the way guys I was just wondering... did you catch the fact that instead of saying underground I said undeground? I am going to make an error from now on. If you catch it, comment first and you win my respect, and trust me, the respect of Helbrecht Von Richthofen, AKA Chris, is powerful!